Ghetto Cowboy (Letra)
[horses galloping. horses neighing.]
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
You better count your money.
With felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
The name is krayzie "big bad ass" bone, wanted up north for all the
Gold that i stole, along with some cash, even took the
Mayor’s daughter. now, that there’s kidnappin’, but she was with it,
So i brought her. then, got myself into a whole heap of
Trouble, double-crossed by the law, so there’s nobody to run to: yeah,
It’s just me and my sawed-off shotgun. outlaw–call him
Leather face. i’m headed for the west, heard they got a couple banks
In town that ain’t been held up yet. well, uh, i oughta
Make it by sundown. i figure that’s enough time for me to get the
Whole rundown. so, i continue my mission. it’s gettin’ dark,
So i’m watchin’ for them damn injuns–they like to catch ya, then they
Rob and split. i be a rootin’-tootin’-shootin’ damn fool,
Protectin’ my chips. all of a sudden, i heard somebody rumble in the
Bushes. stop my horse. [horse neigh.] "whoa,
Nellie! who in the bushes? you better speak out or i’m a let my
Shotgun song sing out."
Thug queen, "the horse stealer":
Who is this? i hope this ain’t the law. jump out the bushes with my
Sawed-off shotgun.
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"c’mon out, right now. i’m gettin’ angry." took a step back, ‘cause it
Could get dangerous.
Thug queen, "the horse stealer":
"please don’t shoot. it’s just me, thug queen, the horse-stealer."
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"then, why the hell is you hidin’ in them bushes?"
Thug queen, "the horse stealer":
"i’m wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two
Sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses.
Thought you was the law, that’s why i jumped in the bushes."
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"goodness." now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but i could
Use her for the job, so i told her to ride. "c’mon."
Thug queen, "the horse stealer":
"may i ask you what you headed to the west for?"
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"i got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you’re down, you
Can pick up yourself a pretty penny. ‘be in town in a
Minute, now be sure if you’re with it."
Thug queen, "the horse stealer":
"we out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride."
Hit the saloon for the moonshine. down for whatever, let’s
Ride, let’s ride.
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"these directions say we go to tucson, arizona. when we arrive, we’ll
Cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the
Mornin’ for details and hook-up."
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
[rooster crowing.]
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"rise and shine! good mornin’. howdy. nine o’clock we meet my boy in
The saloon in the valley. now, i done came a long
Way, and i don’t wanna be late."
Thug queen, "the horse stealer":
"tell him i make ya (?) ‘cause you know we ain’t."
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"move out! giddyup, giddyup, giddyup." [whip cracks, horses neigh.]
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Layzie "the kid":
I’m peepin’ krayzie’s wanted poster in the saloon, so i assume it’ll
Be trouble around here pretty soon. glance across the
Room: i see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up
The night, i think that krayzie just might take his life. so, i
Approach him, and i pause. "look, man, i really don’t wanna brawl, but
Won’t you chill before them laws come messin’ up this
Masterplan?" since he already rowdy, i just asked the man: "hey, you
Want some work? well, partner, put in your bid, and
By the way, now what’s your name? they call me layzie the kid."
Powder p:
"the name’s powder p, can i get a twelve gauge? outlaw–everyday on
The front page. mister kid, if you give me the
Lowdown, me and black jack be ready for the showdown with two
Double-barrels pointed at whatever. we’ll stick together.
I’m purty clever."
Layzie "the kid":
"so saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it’s all goin’ down." i
Heard a guy run in the bar screamin’, "krayzie’s in
Town!"
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"now when we get to the saloon, you don’t worry. wait outside, and
Don’t be stealin’ nobody’s damn horses!" step inside the
Bar. "lay the kid, you son of a gun!"
Layzie "the kid":
"hey, man, i’m glad you made it safely. now let’s go have some fun.
And this my partner powder, he’s a young gun."
Powder p:
"howdy."
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"mighty glad to meet ya, son. oh yeah, you know i also brought a
Friend along. meet thug queen, the horse peddler,
Straggler, just met her."
Thug queen, "the horse stealer":
"howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up."
Layzie "the kid":
"i hope you good at robbin’ banks like you rustle that cattle up."
Powder p:
"now, y’all, it’s gon’ be gettin’ dark real soon."
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
"i think you’re right, i say we move. c’mon, let’s move out!
Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. move out!" [whip cracks, horses neigh.]
Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
