The evolution of humankind
An opposing digit, the use of tools
Inventing the wheel, exploring space
Brain size still developing
Two men and a referee
Foam gloves and a silver cup
Devolution about to begin
Round one, ding, ding!
A perfect right to the other’s chin
No tools, wheels, or exploration
Brain size still developing
The evolution of humankind
The evolution of humankind
The evolution of humankind
The evolution of humankind
(wallis/brilleaux/sparks/martin/mayo)
I had a house i had a car
I used to smoke the best cigars
The taste of oysters and champagne
Now it’s all gone down the drain
Cause she’s gone left me stretched out on the floor
Wonder can i take it any more
And i’m punch drunk…
I had a horse it couldn’t lose
Get ready for the real good news
I started writin’ massive cheques
A nose from home it broke it’s neck
I’m in debt for a terrible amount
It’s a wonder i ain’t gone down for the count
And i’m punch drunk…
I saw a way to make cash fast
I should have known it wouldn’t last
I got taken for the sap
Not only that i took the rap
Makes me feel like throwing in the towel
Been in better places than the jail
And i’m punch drunk…
Punch drunk, i’m punch drunk, baby i’m punch drunk,
And i’m punch drunk, yes i’m punch drunk
(to fade)
Take a look around this bar
Take a look around this place
Take a look around this hall
Think it’s a fucking gym?
Kick and punch and kick and punch and
Kick and punch and kick and punch
Who’s your friend? who’s your friend?
Who’s your friend? who’s your friend?
Your enemy.
Take a look around this bar
Take a look around this place
Take a look right in the mirror
What are you a fucking queer?
Kick and punch and kick and punch and
Kick and punch and kick and punch
Who’s your friend? where’s your friend?
He’s over there, he’s gonna fuck it up
For everybody
Kick and punch and kick and punch and
Kick and punch and kick and punch
Who’s you friend? who’s your friend?
Where’s your friend? i guess he’d rather
Be punch drunk
Music: hale
Instrumental
