You look like ass you smell like shit
so why are you such a dick.
You walk around like you’re the tits
you always make me sick.
Bound for agony,
Your life’s catastrophe.
You look like ass you smell like shit
so why are you such a dick.
You walk around like you’re the tits
you always make me sick.
Bound for agony,
Your life’s catastrophe.
You’re an asshole
You’re an asshole
You’re an asshole
you make me sick
Your brains went black
When she took back her love
And put it out into the sun
The birds did fly
When the heavens all went dry
And the cigarettes were smoking by themselves
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
To make you feel like an asshole
Call her name
She looks the same as you
Question marks stretched across her skin
She dangles carrots
Makes you feel embarrassed
To be the fool you know you are
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
To make you feel like an asshole
[Verse]
You think that you’re so cool
That you’re nobody’s fool
But you’ve got a personality (yeah)
Just like a bucket full of pee
[Chorus]
How does it feel
To be a real… Asshole
You’re such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)… Asshole
[Verse]
You know you’ve got no shame
And you’ve got such a stupid name
And one day you’ll finally shut your trap
‘Cause you are the cream of the crap
[Chorus]
Asshole…
Asshole…
You’re such an asshole…
[Break]
You always look like an idiot
This may be news for you
You are the king of all stupidness
Maybe I’m an asshole too
Maybe I’m an asshole too
Just like you
[Guitar Solo]
You’re such an asshole…
[Chorus X2]
You’re such an asshole…
Maybe I’m an asshole too
Maybe I’m an asshole too
I don’t like the things you like
And you don’t like the things i like
She don’t like the things they like
So who the fuck is really right
See a skinhead at a show
Let him know he’s got to go
Fuck white power, the kkk
A-s-s-h-o-l-e!
Everyone’s an asshole
My mom’s an asshole
You’re a fucking asshole
And i’m a goddamn asshole
Mom and dad, the grateful dead
Major labels and straight edge
Coors and school and roller blades
God, rick james and oakley shades
Fishing, wayne, silly jocks
Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
L.d. from m.r.&r.
And fucking zeppelin man
Hippies, harleys, pearl jam
Chili peppers, case of spam
Riot grrls, ponch and jon
Squash and pork and carmel flan
We hate these things
We hate you, too
Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
Oscar meyer has a way with
B.o.l.o.g.n.a.
I don’t like the things you like
And you don’t like the things i like
She don’t like the things they like
So who the fuck is really right
See a skinhead at a show
Let him know he’s got to go
Fuck white power, the kkk
A-s-s-h-o-l-e!
Everyone’s an asshole
My mom’s an asshole
You’re a fucking asshole
And i’m a goddamn asshole
Mom and dad, the grateful dead
Major labels and straight edge
Coors and school and roller blades
God, rick james and oakley shades
Fishing, wayne, silly jocks
Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
L.d. from m.r.&r.
And fucking zeppelin man
Hippies, harleys, pearl jam
Chili peppers, case of spam
Riot grrls, ponch and jon
Squash and pork and carmel flan
We hate these things
We hate you, too
Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
Oscar meyer has a way with
B.o.l.o.g.n.a.
Your brains went black
When she took back her love
And put it out into the sun
The birds did fly
When the heavens all went dry
And the cigarettes were smoking by themselves
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
To make you feel like an asshole
Call her name
She looks the same as you
With question-marks stretched across her skin
She dangles carrots
Makes you feel embarrassed
To be the fool you know you are
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
She’ll do anything
To make you feel like an asshole
