Room Service (Letra)
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)
George duke (keyboards, vocals)
Ruth underwood (percussion)
Tom fowler (bass)
Chester thompson (drums)
Hallo! hello!
Hello!
Is this room service?
Hello?
Hallo?
Is this room service at the hotel leningrad?
Oh, oh, oh, jawohl!
What would you like…?
Yeas, this is room service
Look here, buddy
Yeas, what would you like?
Oh, i’m so hungry!
You know, when you’re a tourist and everything
And you travel around, you know
Going to all the neat little shops
Ten marks, costs you ten marks
I’m so hungry!
This call is going to cost you ten marks
You got to understand that in the fo…, in the front
Look here
Everything costs ten marks
Ivan, listen
Ivan, that’s me
Jawohl
Look
You’re going to sleep
You’re going to sleep
I am so hungry
Can you bring me something to eat right away?
Bouillia… bouilliabai?
No bouilliabai
Bouilliabai?
No boogie-a-bay
How’s about boogie-the-bay?
No boogie-woogie-the-bay
How’s about a fishie with the eye fallin’ out?
Fish with…? hey, that sounds delicious!
Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
How about a little sand over it?
That’ll make it…
Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish
That be ten marks
Do you have a sand-fish here?
Sand-fishie?
The eye’s ten marks
The fishie is forty
Hey!
Hey, listen!
Jawohl!
The people in your country certainly are charming
You know where i can get some pussy?
Ah…
Never mind, look
This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand
Just send me up…
You tell to bring pussy in here?
We spray you with lace!
Oh, well…
Right in the face!
Oh, well…
You don’t bring no pussy in this hotel!
Ahhah, okay…
Who do you think we are anyway?
Well, i guess you told me…
Are you a christian?
Am i… yeah, i’m a christian, sure!
Isn’t everyone?
Ah, okay, you can bring…
Well you can bring some pussy in here if you’re a christian
That’s a difference…
Sure, if i’m a christian that means i get some pussy, right?
That’s right, that’s cool, if you’re a christian
Okay
You also get bouilliabai with it
Yeah, hey, great!
Look…
And the fish with the eye fallin’ out
I want you to send me some pussy
One pussy
Some fish with the eyes falling out
One fish with the eye falling out
Some bouilliabai
Some bouilliabai
And a bible
And a what?
And a giddeon bible
And a giddeon bible?
Okay, we also bring you the finnian bible
The phoenician bible?
No, the finnian bible, to go with the giddeon bible
The finnian bible
The finnian and the giddeon go together here
This is a terrible connection,
I can hardly hear you
But look, buddy,
Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
I’m so hungry
We shall send it up by the southern pacific railroad
Fast ah?
That is very fast
So fast you can never know
……….
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You will also like to have a little visit
Hello, hello, hello
Room service?
Hallo?
Hey buddy!
You did not get your order?
No, listen, it’s a…
You were not pleased with the pussy?
You don’t like americans very much here, do you?
Oh, you american! that’ll be twenty marks!
Yeah, twenty… right
Well, i don’t care how much it costs, you know,
Just get it up to my room in a hurry because i’m so hungry
Well, you have to understand
If we didn’t bring it up there too fast
It’s probably because of the… the long summer that we had here,
You see
You had a long summer and that’s why…?
We had a very long summer, about that fast
Heh heh
That’s how long it was, like that
Now listen!
Wait a minute!
You get that food to my room right away
Room number?
Or i’m gonna call the american embassy
What?
You mean what am i going to call them?
Why?
I’m going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
That’s what i’m gonna call them
Well i know who’s gonna bring it up to you right away
Mart, mart, mart perellis
Mart, mart, mart perellis
Mart, mart, mart perellis
Mart, mart, mart perellis
