I’m in love with the carrier bag man
I love the carrier bag man x2
Carrier bags strewn all around the room
Ah, the carrier bag man– i am him
Coz i am the carrier bag man — i am the carrier bag man
I’ve no time to sit comfortable down
But i still need armchairs round my home
To put carrier bags on
I am the carrier bag man
Carry a bag man!
I don’t make waves, i hide bags in graves
No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways
Please all you onlookers understand
So make gangway for carrier bag man
I am carrier bag man
[megaphone rant]
When in town i keep head down
Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round
Fat-assed workmen, i scurry around
There’s few good places to hide bags behind
Coz i am carrier bag man.
Carry a bag man!
