Damn all these muthafuckers in here
-Right, right
Can you believe this shit?
-Mmm, man
All these muthafuckers claimin’ to be R. Kelly
-Shit
What they don’t know is, that I’m R. Kelly
-Mmm, that’s a damn shame
You know what I’m sayin’?
Look at that muthafucker over there
He ain’t got no teeth (I’m R. Kelly, I’m R. Kelly)
What’s the fuck is he tryin’ to prove? (I’m R. Kelly, I’m R. Kelly)
-I dunno… shit
This is a muh’fuckin’ joke
Okay, now would the real R. Kelly, please stand up
(Now that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout)
(Nigga you ain’t no R. Kelly)…
