Like A Surgeon (Letra)

Weird Al Yankovic

Pop

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I finally made it through med school.
Somehow I made it through.
I’m just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

I was last in the class,
Barely passed at the institute.
Now I’m tryin’ to avoid
Yeah, I’m tryin’ to avoid
A malpractice suit.

Hey, like a surgeon,
Cuttin’ for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Organ transplants are my line.

Better give me all your gauze, nurse,
This patient’s fading fast.
Complications have set in,
Don’t know how long he’ll last.

Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate.
I’ll pull his insides out.
Pull his insides out,
And see what he ate.

Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin’ for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Here’s a waiver for you to sign.
Wo-ho. Wo-ho. Wo-ho

It’s a fact. I’m a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
‘Cause my patients die.
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay.

Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin’ for the very first time.
Like a surgeon.
Got your kidneys on my mind.

Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon,
When I reach inside
With my scalpel,
And my forceps,
And retractors.
Oh ho. Oh ho. Ooh, baby,
Yeah, I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time.

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Like A Surgeon (Letra)

Ciara

Hip Hop

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(1st verse)
Head back, eyes closed
Deep breathe, let it go
Bear with me, I’ll take good care
I’m an expert
Other girls just can’t compare
I’m highly recommended
Don’t need a second opinion
You’ll be all better, baby once I’m finished
So be a good patient, be patient
Stay under my observation
And holla back in the morning

(pre-chorus)
I know you never had a girl quite like me uh, me uh me
Uh, me…
I take a hot boy oy and give him cold feet uh, feet
Uh, feet

(chorus)
When it comes to love I’m like a surgeon
I’ma true tactician
I’ma make ya body better when I get in the right
Position
I’m like a surgeon
I’ma make ya body jump
Everytime my body pumps (uh huh, uh huh)
I’m like a surgeon
Until your reflexes leave your knees
My love’s like anesthesia
I’ll rock you fast to sleep
I’m like a surgeon
Oh yes I’m fully qualified
Lay your head back on that pillow and relax your mind

(bridge)
Check, check, calling patient, patient, patient number
One
Make sure that you sign out, sign out, out when you’re
Done
Make sure you grab a sucker on the way and out the
Door
And make your next appointment and come back and get
Some more

(2nd verse)
Now that you learned, you’ll be so glad you returned
Open up your mouth, let me check you out
My ears will be your stethoscope, we’ll fill your
Vital signs
Make sure your heart beats like mine
I appreciate your recovery time
But you need a physical one more time
Head to feet, baby you?re just fine
You’re my best patient and you never have to wait on
Line, no

(pre-chorus)
I know you never had a girl quite like c uh, c uh c
Uh, me…
I take a hot boy oy and give him cold feet uh, feet
Uh, feet

(chorus)
When it comes to love I’m like a surgeon
I’ma true tactician
I’ma make ya body better when I get in the right
Position
I’m like a surgeon
I’ma make ya body jump
Everytime my body pumps (uh huh, uh huh)
I’m like a surgeon
Until your reflexes leave your knees
My love’s like anesthesia
I’ll rock you fast to sleep
I’m like a surgeon
Oh yes I’m fully qualified
Lay your head back on that pillow and relax your mind

(bridge)
Check, check, calling patient, patient, patient number
One
Make sure that you sign out, sign out, out when you’re
Done
Make sure you grab a sucker on the way and out the
Door
And make your next appointment and come back and get
Some more

(end)
That’s it baby
You can count on c give you everything you need
Girl that you got ain’t got nothing on me
So call me in case of an emergency

Like A Surgeon (Letra)

Weird Al Yankovic

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I finally made it through med school
Somehow i made it through
I’m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now i’m trying to avoid, yah i’m trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient’s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don’t know how long he’ll last

Let me see, that i.v.
Here we go – time to operate
I’ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here’s a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It’s a fact – i’m a quack
The disgrace of the a.m.a.
‘cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When i reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

Like A Surgeon (Letra)

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#Compartilhe

I finally made it through med school
Somehow i made it through
I’m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now i’m trying to avoid, yah i’m trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient’s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don’t know how long he’ll last

Let me see, that i.v.
Here we go – time to operate
I’ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here’s a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It’s a fact – i’m a quack
The disgrace of the a.m.a.
‘cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When i reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time